Hipsters of the corn field

@thejonbass This was underneath a table in my dressing room. That day is today Groff. That day is today.

@AndrewRannells This is what is under my dressing room table.

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ja-mbles:

tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is

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spaceoperetta:

ventvents:

Real talk, Sakurai?  This is my favourite addition so far.

Gonna beat everyone up with yoga.

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

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scenephase:

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

scenephase:

petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook

Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.-

ok public apology to all of those 13 year old girls getting legally married to each other

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frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

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goryghastlymeanandcruel:

90 percent certain this has probably already been done

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Leaving for two weeks to hike

uncommoncivility:

No one can ever really escape Javert. #lesmiserables

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athenadark:

rightspecs:

harperperennial:

kateoplis:

Huxley vs. Orwell

Oh crap.

this this this this this

Even more terrifying - Orwell is lauded as a genius for his work, Huxley is considered a drug addict.

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